Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
accomplished twins. life is a go
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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