I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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