I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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