Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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