Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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