This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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