who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So vagazzling was a success
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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