Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just want to make out with him forever
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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