I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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