Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish I only lived at night.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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