so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
God, I missed his penis.
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