there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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