As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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