You're so nebulous sometimes
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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