It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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