im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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