We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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