I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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