I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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