Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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