He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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