Me. At least after what I've been through.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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