That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Randomize
