What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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