Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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