wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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