And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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