Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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