I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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