You work out of a Hotel?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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