Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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