i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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