Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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