i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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