worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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