Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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