turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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