I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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