Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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