is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Let's get the cat blown out
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
you never un-have a 4some
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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