you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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