so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Can I color on your dick again?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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