I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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