So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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