i will never coherently bang her
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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