So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
3pm strippers are depressing
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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