It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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