went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We had to coat check the pizza.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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