I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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