My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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