I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize