It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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