If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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