the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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