i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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