So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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