Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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