so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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